Parble- To participate in any physical action. Saying parble makes other wonder what you actually did to or with something or someone.
"I parbled your mom last night"
"I parbled the ball"
"I parbled the chair against the wall.
An infatuation so intense that the very thought of the person or object of interest is constantly in your head, on your tongue, and beneath your skin. Driving you crazy or not, your wonderwall is your reason for living.
I. Henry is so loving and amazing; he's my ultimate fascination, my wonderwall.
II. Stop quoting oasis in every example. kthx yo
(noun) A soggy pancake that has been thrown at a wall (and sticks to it).
God, look at all the flapjacks in her living room. I wonder how much batter that took.
Anyone who stands aloof watching and figuring out why someone else does what they do...
"Whuffo he stand in dat intasection wit a unifoam on wavin' to the cars?"
"Whuffo he scrawl dat dere nasty stuff on de wall by de playground?"
"Whuffo she stand on dat street corna all lookin' tricked up like dat?"
original name: Zänte Klas
pronounced: (tsain teh klahz)
A German Nazi doctor who dealt in psychological experimentations with the Jewish prisoners by leaving symbolic items in odd places; such as a ragdoll nailed to a wall. He also loved to play jokes on his fellow officers. In one account, Klas was locked out of a building for being a nuisance and ended up climbing on the roof and sliding down the chimney in order to get inside where he proceeded to eat all of the food and drink the last of their milk stock.
Feared by many for his extreme madness, yet unliked in high command for his lack of success, he was reassigned to an expiditionary team bound for the northern pole. Due to bad weather, the team was left stranded without resupply for weeks in which all died but one. The lone survivor's recount was a terrible one, describing how Herr Zänte Klas killed and ate the team, being the big man he was. When asked how he escaped, the survivor said Klas had been watching him closely, and told him he was a good boy and wouldn't be harmed.
All the men who were killed had, on the night before, hung up their big wool socks to dry and woke to find coal had been placed in them. Another one of Klas's symbolic jokes, they thought. Too late did they realize the truth.
So be a good boy because "Santa Claus" watches closely and rewards those who are good. But be a bad boy, and you'll find more than coal in the morning...
Dannemora, NY (also affectionately known as Little Siberia) is nestled among the Adirondack mountains. The closest "city" is Plattsburgh, which is only considered a city because it has a Super Walmart. Dannemora is home to the largest state prison in New York, Clinton Correctional Facility. Most people who live in Dannemora either work at the prison, live inside the prison, or have family who lives inside the prison. The beautiful white wall surrounding the prison gives tourists the feeling that they took a wrong turn somewhere. The village has two gas stations, a pharmacy, a liquor store, and an old high school turned gym. Most people from Dannemora either become a corrections officer, or eventually decide to leave because they don't want to bring their own kids up across the street from murderers and rapists. Formerly the home of rappers Tupac and Shine, the prison has also housed the Son of Sam and the Amityville horror guy. Unfortunately there are no bars in Dannemora, so even the loneliest of cold winter nights have to be spent drinking Genny Light alone in your home. Tourist attractions other than the prison include: Lyon Mountain, lots of snow, the skating rink on prison grounds, the slums of Bouck Street, and the village wide yardsales.
"Let's go check out that big prison in Dannemora, NY"
"I wonder if I'll ever get out of Dannemora"(Both inmates and residents alike)
"Dannemora mountain is closed because of all the snow"
"Dannemora, the nicest prison town from here to Altona"
When a person does something crazy and posts pictures it or writes something crazy/questionable on his/her wall to attract attention.
Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!
Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."
Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."
Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"
Cheri: "No, what?!"
Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"
Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."