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1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed. 3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss. Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!
Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win. We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck |
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| 16. | wonderwall | ||
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Someone that saves you from yourself. Like your superhero or savior. When you feel like you're just stuck in a hole, it's your wonderwall that saves you. The song "Wonderwall" by Oasis describes one's feelings about their wonderwall. Note that a wonderwall doesn't always have to be a love interest. It could also be a friend, relative, or basically anybody. Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me.
But afterall, you're my wonderwall. |
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| 17. | heart | ||
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A thumping organ, pulled by one miny unicorn, thumping her magical horn against the mucosy wall of your body. it soon grows tried.. adn often faints, causing death or a stroke. unicorn repracments are rare, and some people must get pace makers: they never feel the magic afterwards.
If you ever feel a kick, dont fight it... just know it is a mini unicorn, fueling your soul. the heart is in a land of wonder... after you die
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| 18. | wonderwall | ||
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a type of contraceptive device, more specifically a condom. "Crap, Megan's Mom, do you have any wonderwalls in your desk? We don't want any BABIES"
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The mirror you rail lines of coke off of. Nothing romantic. Yo, you got a wonderwall so we don't waste this blow?
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| 20. | ecstasy | ||
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hits like a wall, and then.. oh god No wonder they call it ecstasy.
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| 21. | Suicide Shitter | ||
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When a terrorist is about to set off a suicide bomb in the middle of a Middle Eastern market and shits himself before he can set off the bomb. Generally, the poo flies all over the place and ruins all the food in the market.
Akmed: sup Mohammed? Wow, this market is really packed, eh? Check out Abdul with his big, fancy chicken stand over there. Oh, look at me; I'm Abdul and I think I'm so important with my magical chicken stand. I provide protein for people and think I'm the hottest shit in town.
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Mohammed: Ha ha. So true, so true. And what's with the ridiculous hat? Like, is the guy too cool to wear a turban? He thinks he's so Western with his flashy ball cap...it says "New York Mets" on it. What the fuck is that? Akmed: I KNOW! Have you ever seen his wife? She doesn't even wear a Burka - like HELLO? Um...I wonder if she's going to hell. Mohammed: Maybe she's a New York Met. Maybe that's what the hat means. Like, yeah...I'm Kuljeet and I'm Abdul's wife and I want to be New York Met - I'm so cool. Or maybe it means that she is not a virgin? Who knows. They are freaking weird. Akmed: oh,oh -watch! He's killing the chicken. JUST DO IT ALREADY! Oh shit, do you think he heard me? Ha ha...duck! Ok, he didn't see us. I hate that about him. He always has to toss the chicken up in the air and then cut it's head off with - ************BOOM************! Akmed: What happened? Mohammed: Run! Suicide bomber!!!!!!!!!!! Akmed: No, wait - what is that all over...? Mohammed: Sick. Dude. There's shit everywhere. Must've been one of those suicide shitters. That is nasty. Akmed: Yeah, like seriously. Hold it together for just another second, man. I hate those guys that are all sc... |
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