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womper stompers 

ay lad see the womper stompers on her
womper stompers by cameron cock February 21, 2019
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Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.
Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs
Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

cock wombler 

An absolute douche bag of a man, a prick a dick and an absolute tool! Normally used to define a man that you hate.
Sam :- Oh I fucking hate George.
Tony :- Yeah he's a total cock wombler!

Wompergagging 

A combination of excessive womping e.g. talking, gossip and lollygagging e.g. dawdle, loaf, To dawdle, usually holding someone up or delaying some other action. Mostly occurs when people are driving while talking on their cell phones, going too slow and creating miles of traffic backup.
The lady in front of me on the highway was wompergagging causing me to be late for my appointment.
Wompergagging by no womping June 22, 2011
A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.
Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!
wampler by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009
when a person (normaly a male) has an extremely small penis (A.K.A. a chode) and has a large pair of balls.
BOB- wow those are some big balls but wheres your penis

BILL- Right there
BOB- Now thats what you call a wompper
wompper by joeberto February 14, 2010