A condition marked by frequently startling people on accident, such as while walking up behind or beside them to say, "Hello." Most accurately described as pervasive accidental sidling.
Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.
Person 1: (Casually walks up beside Person 2) Hey, man!
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.
See also: sidler, sidle
Basically when a woman squeezes a guy tightly between her thighs making it hard for him to breathe. It's basically like a wrestling hold. The woman applies pressure to her victim once she has her thighs wrapped around her victim's body. There are a couple of different types of scissors like head scissors, body scissors, reversed head scissors, figure four, etc. Xenia Onatopp is a well known character known for scissoring her victims to death between her thighs in the James Bond movie Goldeneye. Scissoring can also refer to lesbian sex. Also note that women can scissor women or men scissoring women, etc etc.
Dude Jasmine was scissoring me so tightly yesterday. I eventually passed out between her thighs.
This describes a wrestling/fighting move whose etiology stems from school fights. It is where a person gets their opponent on the ground on their back and sits on top of their chest or stomach. The arms can be held down or the knees presses on the loser's shoulders.
The manuever is common between two women who get into a fight. Often the winner will emerge victorious by sitting on top of the defeated loser. It is also used in mixed wrestling where the woman pins the man by sitting on him.
Did you see Marla whip Sarah? She sat on her stomach for a schoolgirl pin and wouldn't let her up!
This is urban dictionary...so a more appropriate definition is in order. There are 2 types of Marines: There are the badass ones who do their job as it is expected of them, know this, and that is all. Then there appear to be Marines who act tough, when they really appear to be compensating for a lot of insecurity issues and are generally confused people. There is a place in society for these people and apparently it is the Marine Corps, or the Army...it really depends which recruiter you decided to believe. These joker types are Marines by title, but still will always be posers. These people are annoying to drink with as they always over-exaggerate every situation because their mothers didnt show them enough attention. Watch "Born on the 4th of July" and take in the confusion in that movie. Tom Cruise became paralyzed because of insecurities with losing a wrestling match to impress a girl. Similar scenarios appear to happen pretty often with confused young men being used by older wrinkly men...and lately women as well.
Young man: Im 18 and want to do big things, so I figure shooting strangers halfway around the world is how I will do it...oh yea...I can sign up for the Marines and do that.
Young man's friend: Um, well im going to college dude...bye.
Probably the most overated sport ever. Consists of two tattooed and brainless men/women fighting in an octagon/ring/mat with no regard for human life. Humans weren't made to kick eachother's ass.
MMA FAN: Hey want to watch some UFC?
Me: Nah, I'd rather watch fake wrestling. I don't know what's so great about UFC. If I want to see a fight, I can just go to the flagpole after school.
People who have never been to a NASCAR race and think all their fans are drunk, mentally disabled inbred rednecks who only love NASCAR, professional wrestling, beer, country music and Dale Earnhardt Jr. They also think Nascar fans live in trailors and depend on welfare.
Their favorite phrase to say is "NASCAR sucks" because they're too blind and stupid to actually experience the sport in person.
Look at the facts:
Less than 10 full time drivers were born and raised in the south.
We race on ovals, Ds, a triangle, two road courses and a square. Where are the circles? THERE ARE NONE!
We race Chevrolets, Fords, Dodges and Toyotas.
We are not discriminatory against blacks, women, or Latinos. Look up Bill Lester, Danica Patrick and Juan Pablo Montoya.
Danica Patrick doesn't get all of our dicks hard. In fact, most NASCAR fans think she has no talent and she has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.
NASCAR cars can get up to 150 degrees. They have hardly any air conditioning, the drivers have to negotiate high speeds, they have to wear snowmobile suits, heavy duty gloves and a full faced helmet.
NASCAR Blinders: All NASCAR drivers do is go around in circles.
Guy2: If you think that way, let's go to the NASCAR race this weekend.
(guy1 realizes that NASCAR is more than cars driving in ovals. He finds out that the local economy gains millions of dollars for holding a race, he realizes that it is something a family can do together. He suddenly loves the speed and performance of the cars as they zoom by a 200 miles per hour. He finds out the guy sitting beside him is from Australia, they guy in front of him is from Riverside, California and the lady behind him is from Wisconsin. His opinion of the sport suddenly changes.)
Guy1: Thanks, man. That was awesome. I learned alot.
July 24, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.
I couldn't sleep yesterday so I flicked on the olympics and caught some women's arm wrestling; it looked like the 85kg class. I think a Bulgarian won. Then there was rhythmic gymnastics. I swear to God. Rhythmic gymnastics.