a situation or subject that is beyond description with other positive terms and cannot be any more perfect
Ever since I stopped wearing my underwear on the outside of my trousers women have started to talk to me. It's totally orphandörf
A shitty little city in east central Georgia. Also known as Augusta.
A place so humid your underwear becomes permantly plastered to your ass .
Devoid of Culture and Refinement.
Lacking any redeemable qualities.
Full of Fat, white trash rednecks who think Applebee's is fine dining and go to Wal-Mart as entertainment.
Populated by a plethora of fat women driving SUVs and Dodge Ram Pickups.
"I just got back from Disgusta, and it will take me days to get the stink off me."
"That Redneck family wearing the Wal-Mart clothes is soooo Disgusta."
a derogatory remark and label on an individual
Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.
Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.
Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.
Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.
Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?
“Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!
“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
A very clever and hygienic idea. Originally made for women in their period that were to lazy to take a shower.
But you guys don't know that it is also a masturbation device. I strongly recomend this to anorgasmic girls.
It works this way:
1.sit down without underwear,
2.regulate the warm shower,
3.slightly move to find the correct position, I mean, on your clitoris or close to it... and hum! wow... that's pretty fast!
-- Vicky, get out of there I really gotta piss!
-- *in the bathroom* Leave me alone! I'm cleaning my cunt! Ooooh yeahhh!I love the bidet!
A bushpussy is a vagina with a ton of hair on, in, or around it. Panties or underwear can't contain the bushpussy. It overflows the boundaries of human undergarments and it is very, very disgusting. The bushpussy ranges in size from a small round puff to the size of a large dinner plate or a Pizza Hut medium meat lover's pizza. The bushpussy made it's debut somewhere around the beginning of time and resurfaced in Philadelphia in 1989. It is now very popular with the elderly community and also with a handful of young women that have no fucking idea that a giant bush is not a good thing. It takes 6 hours to trim the average 80 year old woman's bushpussy and that is if you use a weed whacker. The bushpussy is not only unattractive to the eyes, it usually smells like a dead fish with a pile of shit on it.
Rod: "Dude have you gotten on Vanessa yet?"
Paul: "Naw, dude, I was getting ready to blast that ass, but when I took her panties off and saw her bushpussy I puked on my cock and then passed out."
|202.||red hat cult|
The Evil empire founded by Sue Ellen Cooper takes control of older ladies minds by promising them a full life but instead give them cultish red hats. They prance around town in purple moo moo's and red hats. They are known to trample poor unsuspecting people at department stores during sales in their drunken stupor. They are also so into their cult they try to top each other by seeking "red hat" paraphernalia. Red hat shoes, red hat earing, glasses, hair pins, clothes pins, and even red hat underwear. The one that is chosen to be the :"top red hatter" is then sacrificed to their female god SUE ELLEN COOPER or known by her followers SULENPER. Which translates into Evil Goddess of Pain and torture. The sacrifice takes place in a run down building in Kansas City Kansas, their the "women" build a bon fire and dance around it spitting blood and chanting "Red Women we live forever long live SULENPER." Please if you see any of these ladies and trust me you will, turn and run the other way.
Jerry was running into the department store to catch a good deal on the clearance days when a pack of the red hat cult ran over him trampling him under their red hat shoes.
An incredible highly recommended male's sex toy that really DOES feel like the real thing.
It never has a headache, you can't get it pregnant, it's never that time of the month, it's always in the mood, doesn't gripe at you for leaving the toilet seat up, doesn't nag you for leaving your underwear on the floor, doesn't care if you'll respect it in the morning, doesn't need to cuddle afterwards, doesn't care if you bring home another girl, it can't give you crabs or the clap, and you don't have to worry about it divorcing you and ripping your testicles off through your wallet.
If only it could cook, do dishes, and iron, women would be out of business.
who needs a wife when i got a fleshlight?