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Verb - The act of finding an amusing acronym for something. Coming up with some amusing acronyms vaguely based on the concept, then using a thesaurus to fill in the blanks. Leads to very contrived or stretched expansions of the acronyms.
May end up with decidedly dodgy acronyms, or intentional double-entendres. Generally adds to the bullshit-bingo used in project meetings. IT and new media organisations come up with dodgy acronyms almost as a competitive sport. ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time WOMBAT Wavelength-Oriented Microwave Background Analysis Team WOMBAT Way of Measuring Badly in America Today WOMBAT Weapon of Magnesium Battalion Anti-Tank SMUT Spitalfields Market Under Threat POO Purchase Order Outbound PENIS Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique) * Stop wombatting and do some real work!
* Just call it something simple, don't WOMBAT. |
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Wombatting is the act of motorboating a vagina. Hey man, did you go down on your Susan last night?
Oh yeah dude- I was wombatting the shit out of that vagina until her boyfriend showed up! |
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