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43. wombat
The plug of hair found in the plug hole of bath tubs & shower recesses.
Winnie the Pooh took a shower at my joint, & u shoulda seen the size of the wombat the hairy bastard left behind.
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1. Wombat
A stocky terrestrial marsupial.
Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.
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2. wombat
Waste of money, brains and time
Going there was a complete WOMBAT.
by stefan Jan 14, 2004 add a video
3. Wombat
The thick patch of hair nestled in a man's asscrack. It is often so thick that the owner of the wombat must either use sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.
After a long day of hiking in the woods, Ryan was despondent to find out that his wombat was laden with sweat, lint, and brambles.
4. wombat
A fat 4 legged furry creature with the same attitude as us men
Wombat: Eats roots and leaves
5. wombat
acronym for Wack Off Master Beats All the Time can also be spelled with 2 T's
I caught my brother jacking again, he is a total WOMBATT
6. Wombat
A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.
Did you see Paul and Pedro at the bar last weekend. Those guys are straight Wombats.
7. Wombat
(noun) A single woman aged 21-34 who has a child. She tries harder than a normal woman with no kids to look hot and will typically do more in bed in order to attract a mate to help support her and raise her child. Indicators include: a lot of eye shadow, lives with her parents, lets you do crazy things to her in bed in order to prove her worth.
See similar: Cougar.
I went home with a Wombat last night and then played videogames with her son in the morning.
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