The ability to act like shameless crack whores and arrogant liberal bitches and call it equality.
Example of womans rights to choose
Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Actually,no,seeing as how your 5'1",got the jack backwards and in the wrong place,and those lug nuts are rusted pretty good...;But go ahead prove me wrong."

Alternate Example:

Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Listen here u dumbass cunt,I just got off work,am tired and dirty,but I stopped anyway to see if I could help;Apparently not so fuck you."*drops tire iron,leaves*
by CrowTard March 10, 2006
a really funny joke.
you wanna hear a funny joke... womans rights.
by brandothabitch March 17, 2005
A non-existent idea created by blasphemous members of society.
Johnny: Hey Todd, you read the English homework about Woman's Rights?
Todd: What the fuck are those?
by _-double_penetration-_ January 18, 2009
The worst idea ever conceived.
Women are incompetent.
by Susan B. Anthony August 11, 2005
A joke.
Hey, Frank, did you hear about woman's rights?
Thats a good joke!!!
by SexOffender4488889999 June 21, 2010
Something that happened many years ago that gave women the right to do what they want without having to answer to their husbands or "better halves." Now woman can have jobs vote or even run for office if they so choose to without having to deal with the cheuvantistic pigs that try to bring us down.
Man:"Woman, get back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!!"
Woman:"Fuck you!"*leaves the room.*
Man"Come on baby, lets talk about this."
Woman:"Talk about this!!"*slugs the idiot out the door and locks it so he can't get back in.*
by Amy's random thoughts July 20, 2005

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