Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.

An excellent novel written by Zora Neale Hurston in 1937. The book details the life of Janie Crawford , a Southern black woman, and her search to find her voice and her one true love. This novel was popularized partly by it's inclusion as required reading within some high school English classes, Oprah Winfrey’s book club, and the fact that it is very original and enthralling, giving the reader a new sense of what the world was like in the 1930’s through the eyes of a strong-willed black woman.

An Ice Fishing Term, Where one bends a woman over, with her face near the window, and she proceeds to watch the ice fishing flags while the male proceeds to put it to her

An action word, a step above being a chubby chaser. if a thin man is with an overly obese woman, not a woman who is slightly overweight, it is considered whale watching

A Woman who appreciate a nice looking male buttocks. Some just enjoy watching them, some others enjoy rubbing them, and some more obsessed ones may enjoy kissing and licking them.

A book containing many very annoying black southern colloquialisms, with a horrible storyline about a black woman's oppressed life. Of course, she has to throw in a bunch of sexual innuendos involving pear trees, flowers, and bumblebees. If you like reading about a little town called Eatonville where only blacks live, and people from miles around gather to see the new lamppost installed, you'd love this book. If you 're anything like a cognitive human being that requires some kind of respectable theme or decent storyline to enjoy something, stay far away from this book.

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The 'upside down U' is where Angry White Woman's mouth should be. As for the 'humongous thumbs,' tests by scientist-type dudes are underway to prove the existence of gravy, which has been widely assumed by the general public. While all fingers on Angry White Woman's hands are found to be scary (due in part to their sheer mass), the thumb region takes the cake as they are as wide as they are long.

Odd hairstyles usually accompany Angry White Woman, and are often found to be on the side of extreme. Angry White Woman does not use beauty shops, instead, enlisting the aid of 'friends' to lift her wig.

Angry White Woman is often found to be eating, and is never without some sort of a luggage-type bag filled with chips, candy, and other food-like substances.

Also, when not playing Keno, Angry White Woman can be seen laying around the apartment watching 'Law and Order' in one of its many forms.

Angry White Woman is the ultimate mooch, as she knows not the meaning of the word 'work.'