Often a man can become a WOM because he has not had a girlfriend for a very long time. All of a sudden he gets one, and then spends ALL his time with her, instead of friends.
-Where is Jack today?
-Ah he's out womming it up with his
"Where is Seb?
Oh he WOMMED off earlier"
"Stop being a W.O.M"
"Wom, Wom, Womwom, your Gorgeous" Jamie says out the car window.
"Someone called me a Wom the other day, I was freaked out and now I just can't stop saying it! It is just such a useful word, when in doubt, use it, it will fit anywhere!" Fiona explained to people with nicely ironed shirts on their holiday.