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wolverhampton 

the brewing capital of the black country, the work ass of the old world. where good honest hard werkin folks live, the best place on earth, probably the nicest people in the world. only good people with good hearts who live a hard working life can see the beauty of wolverhampton.
billy: a yo from wolvo? wolverhampton
jimbo:arr i am why kidda?
billy:would yo goo n ge' may a keg a booze for tonights piss up?
jimbo:arr a will arr, wherea yo bin werkin today?
billy:i been werkin at a abortwa in walsall, skinnin' hyde
jimbo: ohh arr! wheres we meetin?
billy: tell ya layra aer kid, arl call ya
jimbo: kaye

Wolverhampton Handshake

A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).
He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!

Wolverhampton Wanderers 

The greatest football club in the West Midlands or even in the world.
Wolverhampton Wanderers will win the EPL by 2025
Wolverhampton Wanderers by Vyoe December 7, 2020

Wolverhampton Circumcision

An alternative term for describing a degloved penis, referencing an unfortunate example of this injury suffered by an indie wrestler during a ladder match at a local wrestling event in Wolverhampton, England in 2010.
The naked man almost gave himself a Wolverhampton circumcision hugging that lamp-post so tight.

Wolverhampton 

Guy: Where do you live?
Gypsy: Wolverhampton

Guy: Oh, so are you a Gypsy?
Gypsy: Yup.
Wolverhampton by ChiCityBitty October 19, 2017

Wolverhampton 

Wolverhampton a post industrial city which is a polluted concrete jungle with high unemployment and little countryside.

If you think that living in a burnt out camper van stuck in a sinking sewer pit is fun then you will love this place.

The only people who love this place is thoes that have never took there stolen car for a joy ride outside the city.
Wolverhampton, probably the worst city in the world.
Wolverhampton by Zim_ June 24, 2008