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Walkerton 

A small town located in midwestern Ontario, with a successful junior c hockey club and two small high schools. It is a common misconception that Walkerton has tainted water, much like the confusion as to whether all Canadians live in igloos.
Alex: "It has been said that the Walkerton dam is a excellent location to dispose of a body" Ryan: "Yes, the strong current will allow it to travel to Paisley"
Walkerton by randem_nam March 30, 2010
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A raging monkey who screams to death while having a charlie horse. They exist in the far northern mountains in Ireland where the female Wolfetones beat their men with a black dildo while yelling "jajaja!" to increase their rage.
This wolfetone we caught is trying to tell us that there is a ladder behind us.
Wolfetone by Peter Schimigan August 4, 2010

Walkerton 

A very small town with one stoplight in northern Indiana. Often referred to as "Walkertucky" by its residents. Some favorite hangouts in town include the Dollar General and Club 23.
"I'm from South Bend," said the man who was really from Walkerton.
Walkerton by SaraBelle1986 February 24, 2011

Wolverton 

A period of 21 days.
It took Ald a whole wolverton to get his book published.
Wolverton by Himura Kirikotsu July 26, 2023

Walkerton Wild Child

The act of performing anal sex with a pregnant woman, in which the anal thrusting is so vigorous that labor is induced and the child is born. Note that it is recommended that the woman be in the reverse cow-girl orientation, so that her afterbirth does not contaminate the man's stomach.
With his pregnant wife two weeks overdue, Mr. Schmidt saved the day by performing the Walkerton Wild Child on an emergency room bed.
fagget that breaks fingers and sits in 5th hour BST at ubly community schools
~Spoony~
Shaun woverton
woverton by ~Spoony~ March 9, 2004

WolvertonDon 

Also known as WolvertonDong, WolvertonMong or WolvertonDung, this cretin is another deluded supporter of FranchiseFC, or Milton Keynes Dongs.

This creature is a total muppet of the highest order, and a regular wind-up troll who frequents the Rivals AFC Wimbledon site, The Big Tissue, bleating that the site should be an MK Dongs site and attempts to re-direct people from the AFC Wimbledon Rivals site to an MK Franchise site. Of course his efforts usually fail.
WolvertonDong needs to be re-directed to his own Franscum board so he can consume the happy-clappy deluded pills there.
WolvertonDon by hf March 18, 2005