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v., wolfed, wolfing. 1. to be up a creek without a paddle. 2. to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it all away. 3. to get screwed over more than anyone, yet not get screwed.
I'm a 3rd year ranger; I have to be selected for Rayado. What, Buddy Jones? Wolfed again!
by wolfman86 January 26, 2009
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to eat a pack of goldfish within 10 minutes
Dang girl, you wolfed that pack down. Daaaaang!
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(past tense) the act of absolutely destroying something
I now need to take 5 doses of steroids and antibiotics per day after that trip.... I got wolfed
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1. receiving oral sex from married man.

2. making bad call,or choice as umpire look up jim wolfe mlb umpire
1"All I could see was his eyes looking up at me while he wolfed me."
2 " I was safe, you friggin wolfed me"
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