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wolfbiker 

a lifestyle.
wolfbiker can be used on many different levels. anytime you doubt yourself, just remind yourself that youre a wolfbiker. its like taking pcp without taking pcp.
say theres this girl/guy youve been crushing on. you like em, but are hesitant to approach them to ask them out on a rollerskating date, or out for some mini golf and a john cusack movie.

then your bff looks at you dead in the eye and says "wolfbiker, bitch."

at that moment, you reply "youre right. wolfbiker."

then you take a deep breath and walk over to your crush and initiate conversation, winning their heart and living happily ever after.
wolfbiker by craig blisten August 6, 2007
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Wolfwalkers 

The movie which didn't get the Oscar for some damn reason
Oscar nominater 1: hey, should we give the Oscar to Wolfwalkers?

Oscar nominater 2: Hell no, you think we have any regard for smaller companies, just give it to Disney again you nit-wit!
Wolfwalkers by Shruggin December 23, 2021

wolfbacking 

wolfbacking is generally performed during "doggy style" or anal intercourse in which a male, the pentrator,reaches around and inserts his index and middle fingers into the penetratee's nose. He will then pull the partners head back causing stretching of the nose and the partners fizog to resemble that of a wolf.

Unlike many other "Wolf" related fun which provides stimulation to the cock, Wolfbacking is based on the fun of fucking someone whilst they look like a big fucking Wolf bitch

Wolfbacking has its origins in Hollywoodford, Hollywoodford males are said to enjoy nothing better than a good old Wolfbacking of a nite
Neil: i fancy going Wolfbacking in hollywoodford?

"Blowden": Fucking come on then, i'm the wolfback mother, cock!!
wolfbacking by The Wolfman September 5, 2008

Wolfpacked 

When a group of men swarm upon a woman's Jimmy or John, all copulating with the orifice of choice within a short timeframe of one another.
"I was clocking up time in the green room when I saw a woman desperate to have her Jimmy wolfpacked. Got me mates around and ended up wolfpacking her John too."
Wolfpacked by nothingtonothing April 22, 2007

wolfbanger 

Person who bangs wolfs; and or has sex with werewolves.
"Renesmee is such a wolfbanger."
wolfbanger by Wolfbangerx May 8, 2010

Wolfbacktitty 

A rude insult that is the equivalent of saying cunt, fucker, etc. Can be used on anyone who deserves it.
Ann Coulter is the biggest wolfbacktitty on the face of this earth.

Wolfbagger 

Someone who wraps up a rabid wolf in a tesco "bag for life". This wolf must me wild and un-trained. The wolf is then executed and raped (in no particular order, although live wolves tend to bite).
1. "Shit, i went wolfbagging the other day and caught this 18st grey motherfucker. He couldn't chew through my bag for life though."

2. "Damn, He lost his balls?"

" Yeah, Matt Hanna always had a tendency to rape the live ones. Poor son of a bitch."

"Well, he was a wolfbagger. Learnt not to fuck with wolves the hard way"