Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
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When something is characterized by being cool, amazing, awe-inspiring, life-changing, or having reached a pinnacle of perfection.
Your band, Three Wolf Moon, is pretty Three Wolf Moon.
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The most amazing, mystical t shirt in the world. It holds powers beyond imaginable levels, ie; its a babe magnet.
OMG! did you get your Three Wolf Moon T shirt? Hell Yeah, all the babes are wanting me, despite my obesity!
by Wolfie Magee May 31, 2009
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