Wojtek Will Get Bashed Soon Wont He ... YES He Will ... YES He Will
JEW-TEK .... or .... DIK-TEK
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
Top Definition
my fukn name
wojtek loves to cum in chicks eyes
by yoo March 21, 2003
also pronounced as '¿ó³tek' :) rather than 'jew-tek'
by bunio :) March 21, 2003
1. A precise casting of lightning bolts, generally in quick succession
“ I didn’t know if we were going to be able to take that dragon down, but he just kept wojteking it... I was really impressed.
by DR April 12, 2005
1. Roughly four days worth of stuble.
" Dude... shave that wojtek already!"
" wow nice Wojtek you got there, having a rough week?
by DR April 12, 2005
Wojtek adj.
1. Lacking common sense, tact, and horrible sense of humor.
2. A manager or person in a position of power who resembles David Brent from the BBC's The Office.
“Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I’ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?”
by Mattias April 16, 2005
JewTek - Jewish Troll Junior
Watch out! It's that ugly little JewTek Troll kid from Jewlandia!
by KiELBaSa March 21, 2003
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