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A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.
I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.
by Steven A. Hammock January 07, 2005

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