stands for woe misery and shit (abreviation!!)
Fiona: "how's life?"
Emily: "your face is WMS"
Fiona : 0_o
Wild Monkey Sex - having wild and crazy sex like monkeys.
Dennis and Megan are going to have wms tonight!
Wank ma shite. A vastly popular insult used mainly by angry men slumbering in a mid 20s crisis.
Invented in Clydebank circa 2003
"Did you just steal ma patter ?"
"Wank ma shite ya muppet !"
Weapons of Mass Stupidity
MTV, VH1, CNN, and C-Span are all examples of WMS. They try to push bullshit into our lives and turn us into perfect little drones. Well, I'm sick of it! Screw the Corpoliticals!
- Any KULT/KBM member
Swiss German Chat abbreviation:
wms? ="wa machsch so?"
German: "Was machst du so?
more short: "wm?" = "wa machsch?"
wms ist more friendly or more pleasant than wm.
English: "What are you doing?"
wms? = wa machsch so?
wm? = wa machsch?
Weapons of Mass Seduction. A lady's mans' arsenal for attracting women. From high-end suits, to expensive jewelry, man-tan, cufflinks, scarves, belts, shoes, coats, ties, lighters, and hats. This draws attention to ourselves and shows off our attention to detail.
Sean: How you pullin' that fine booty?
Nicolas: Thats all thanks to my WMS.
Nicolas: Look it up.