Top Definition
1)The rather ugly elfish-like creature which can be found lurking in forests

2)The forest-dweller, turned on by mystical songs and chants
Chris: Wow would you look at this forest!
Britney: AHHH! that thing over there just slapped me!
Jenny: Omg! it must have been the Wizard of Mlodz!
Chris: Wizard of Mlodz, Leave Britney Alone!
by Jennifer Stewart October 17, 2007

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