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Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.
He is so witty... I think I am in love.
by Kellsbells October 26, 2005

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A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.
You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.
by Maybelline February 18, 2006

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is when someone make a quick intellectual remark relevant to a situation
Robert is hilarious with his witty comments.
by Gerard Irick July 28, 2009

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having clever thinking;sharp, funny quips at randomly inappropriate times;Claire Bertram
wow, claire is so witty, spencer is jealous!!
by ninja aldjlsd October 26, 2009

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(adj) cool
mr bell is the least wittiest person in the world
by p.$schmitz November 14, 2003

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A term used in reference to being intoxicated.
"Let's get witty."

"(John)'s not up to going out today; he got really witty last night."
by Foster December 08, 2004

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A girl who is a bitty that has potential to be your wife.
That girl is not just a bitty, but she could be your witty.

Ashley is witty material, but Shelby is just a bitty.
by Johan Lillis McNair October 19, 2009

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