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Crazy cat lady. she is still single, hence the love of cats. Frequently fakes injuries to get vicodon and oxy cotton. teaches orchestra and randomly screams and gets excited. when her students play exceptionally well, she EXPLODES all over them.
ms. wittenkeller loves cats! CAT SOCKS ! WHooooooooaw!
by Andrew Munson February 15, 2008

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