witstm

What is that supposed to mean?

Jane: "Jingalala jumpoo!"
Raymond: "witstm"

witstm by jaja123 March 9, 2009

Wittman 

A German last name slaughtered by the English into "Whitman". Generally misspelled because of Whitman chocolates and Walt Whitman. Now all the Wittmans in the world are forever cursed with the saying "No h, two t's", and the stupid little red line that appears because of SpellCheck.

Person 1: Walt Whitman and Whitman chocolates are both great, but neither of them can spell.
Person 2: Poor things, don't they know it's
Wittman?

Wittman by BWittyAlways August 21, 2008

Nick Ronald wittmeyer 

Always packing the bunk and the dip

Hey nick Ronald wittmeyer you going to pack the bunk

*punch*

Nick Ronald wittmeyer by The man in the back April 2, 2019

Wittmer 

A child of german descent who smurfs in the hit game VALORANT and is good at swimming

Ryan is such a Wittmer! He is so good at swimming and VALORANT!

Wittmer by JawnDoe October 3, 2023

Wtstm 

What’s that supposed to mean?

Aye.. wtstm??

Wtstm by Clearly_him June 4, 2022

Wittman 

A not very smart kid. One that usually breaks his shoulder on something stupid like a bleacher or wall. Most likely will play a small instroment.

Bro that kid is such a freaking Wittman.

Wittman by The Hero Man October 20, 2020

Wittman Wonder 

Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.

When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!

Wittman Wonder by Johnny Sweet March 27, 2003