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A young polish man who possesses 'smartness'. Also he is known for his habit of talking too much nonsense. Further on cannot drink coffee without spilling it on himself. one pint of lager and he is under the table. literally. on the matter with coffee - half of the cup is actually sugar. His best friends are known as SUCKER and BLower.
Shame for the clothes of this Witold.
by wito1234 May 08, 2009

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