A person who can be talking about something or telling a story and they habitually change the subject in the middle without warning. These people usually have vibrating anal plugs implanted 6 inches deep in their colon. The anal plugs are set to vibrate at random times during the day. This explains the reason for the subject change. Heck, wouldn’t you change the subject if it felt like you were having gay sex (Def #5) every 3 to 7 minutes.
The other day Brad totally withrowed us when he was telling us a story about a Brahma bull, chocolate puddin (Def. #2) and a giant 1200 pound silver back (Def #2) gorilla. Then, in mid sentence he proceeds to tell us how he has become a skankaholic and especially if she is a bouche.