| 1. | mpec | ||
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Basterdized synonym of no respect - usually used by itself, with one hand cupped over mouth, and one hand waving towards the ground.
Used to make fun of someone. mpec! mmmmpec!
As in: "oh shit, did you see that nasty hoe that phat has been ice grillin?!" |
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| 2. | Creation of Adam | ||
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When you pass a spliff/joint/blunt to someone all the way across the room and you don't want to get up, so you both reach out your hands really far, so as to resemble Michelangelo's Sistine Ceiling. with one hand cupped over mouth "dude, creation of adam" joint extended
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| 3. | buh-boo-buh-boo | ||
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1. What one says as if to exclaim "you're an idiot" or another form of an insult that will end all other conversation on the topic without directly insulting the person. 2. A funny, covert exclamation to use when you and a friend see a person/group of people that you think are fools/generally bothersome. *keep in mind that this is usually said in a low-pitched voice, with the hand cupped around the mouth as if you are yelling to someone who is far away. **the pronunciation of this phrase has emphasis on the BOO, (buh-BOO-buh-BOO) 1. Steve: "...so then I said, 'are you from tennessee? 'cause you're the only ten I see!'
Joe: "did she give you her number?" Steve: "...Nope..." Joe: "Buh-Boo-Buh-Boo" 2. Anam: "Hey, look, Julianne is coming over here.." Shelby: "Buh-Boo-Buh-Boo!" |
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| 4. | oral sex | ||
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basically whatever sexual thing you do to your partner's genitals is considered oral sex.
for girls: when a guy(or girl) tongue fucks you, licks your clit, and eats you out. for guys: when a girl(or guy) gives you a blowjob, or plays with your balls using their tongue. I came back from college class that day pretty tired and dejected. I had gotten a D on a test, and my dad would kill me. When I came in my apartment my boyfriend Troy was inside. "Hey," he said. Troy had medium brown hair, tanned skin, and grey eyes. His features were perfect, with a sturdy nose and a hot smile. "What's wrong? You look kinda bummed out."
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"Yeah," I replied,"I got a bad grade. Dad'll have my hide." "Oh," he said. "I bet I know how to make you feel better." "How?" I asked. Then Troy got up and put his strong arms round me. He told me to get on the bed. I blushed and had some doubts but complied. "I know you don't want to get pregnant," he said. "So we're just gonna have some oral sex." I agreed. Slowly he ran his hands through my hair while dry humping me. Then he took off my shirt and bra. He squeezed my boobs. Then, slowly and seductively, he took off my pants and undies. He kneeled and licked my stomach. Slowly he went down. He licked my inner thighs and went on to my pussy. "Mmmmm.." Troy said while taking his tongue in and out of me. One hand went up to my boobs and the other tickled my clit. It was slow first, but then he went harder. "Mmmmmm!!!!" Troy yelled. "AAAh GOD!!!!!" I screamed. I felt myself explode. "tasty!" Troy remarked as he licked my sweet warm cum of of me. Then I violently grabbed him and shoved him on the bed. His huge throbbing cock was already erect. I licked and sucked and sucked. I was playing with his balls while swirling li... |
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| 5. | Brown Cloud | ||
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The Brown Cloud, or Brown Clouding is the act of firmly placing a soiled infant diaper into a female partner's face, while having sexual intercourse from a doggystyle position. The Brown Cloud is an advanced sexual maneuver requiring one male, one female, a doggystyle position, a soiled baby diaper (must be #2), and one firm swing arm. One must maintain a firm grip on his partner while plunging almost epileptically, grab the soiled baby diaper with a cupped hand, and firmly smash the poo side of the diaper into his partners face (as one might do with a pie). You achieve extra cool points if some of the #2 enters the mouth or nostrils of the female. Also, it is considered incorrect if you stop thrusting at any point during this process. It is perfectly ok to state after the event has taken place that you have officially "Brown Clouded a Bitch." B-On: "Hey, lets fuck"
Dre-A: "Ok" B-On: "Bend over" Dre-A: "Ok" ***doggystyle slapping sounds*** ***epileptic seizure plunging*** ****FWAP**** B-On: "Yup, that's doo doo on your face" Dre-A: *garbled sounds* B-On: "Did you cum before I brown clouded you bitch?" |
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| 6. | horny | ||
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I'm guessing you're horny, because no one who isn't horny would search horny on urbandictionary. I am right now. When you're horny, I recommend having sex or masturbating. It was a Saturday evening, and my boyfriend and I were laying in bed together holding hands. Suddenly, he started kissing me. It was soft at first, but then he lay on top of me and kissed me passionatley. He kissed my neck and began unbuttoning my white blouse and threw it across the room. He massaged my breasts, which made me moan slightly. He carefully unlatched my bra and lay it on the bed, and began sucking on my breasts, which made me really horny. I was moaning louder and louder and began taking his pants off. I took his boxers off and put his dick in my mouth until it was hard. He moaned loudly and rubbed my breasts, then took off my jeans and underwear. He licked my clit and I moaned loudly, and an orgasm shook my body as I screamed with joy. I knew he was just getting warmed up. He took two of his finger and massaged my clit, and with the other hand massaged my breasts and licked them. I felt for his dick and cupped it in my hand, and moved my hand up and down. I felt him cum all over my hand after a few minutes. Then he moaned and squeezed my boobs, and I knew he wanted to get inside of me. I smirked and let him do whatever he wanted to me. He licked my clit and I had another orgasm for almost a minute, screaming. Then finally he put his dick into my vagina and I screamed louder, begging him to fuck me harder. We had sex for three hours. more...
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| 7. | Ginker | ||
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Native to East Brunswick, NJ, this term exemplified a specific look and lifestyle. Originating in the 1970's, the Ginker became iconic at East Brunswick High School (then known as HollyRock High). However, Ginkers could be found in abundance at East Brunswick Vocational & Technical School (aka Vo-Tech).
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The standard garb has been well described in previous entries. In addition, the lifestyle of the Ginker and their actions were equally as important as their wear. Leather wear during the winter, spring and fall season were as common as the Levi denim coat with the concert shirt pasted onto the rear panel. Leather jackets, of the motorcycle variety, were commonly worn, or draped over the right shoulder if not being "actively" worn. This is not to be mistaken with the normal over-the-shoulder coat carry; the specific carry of the leather coat was such, so that the collar of the coat rested on the shoulder with the right sleeve of the coat in front and the left sleeve of the coat to the rear as the jacket was effectively used as a blanket or shield on one side of the Ginker's body while walking. In the 1980's, metallic concert pins were also added to denim jackets, usually depicting the following bands; Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, Judas Priest, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Rush, The Who, Led Zepplin, Iron Maiden, etc... and were displayed as a badge of honor. The more pins, the higher in rank the ginker... Alpha male ginkers also used a specific walk or swagge... |
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