That thing you're avoiding right now.
look a few feet from you, where your homework sits in a discarded, deadly heap, while you kill precious time looking up homework on urban dictionary.
The imaginary, non-existent celibrity couple of Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber. Many people confuse it with Jai Brooks and Ariana Grande, her REAL boyfriend. Jariana is wishful thinking, and it is never going to happen, because Ariana loves Jai, not Justin.
Person: OMG Jariana is so cute!!!!!
Person 2: No they're not, they don't exist
Fandom of anything comes in two flavors; hardcore & casual.more...
Casual fans enjoy the show or game or book, but usually not enough to involve themselves in debates, fanart, fanfiction, & wikis. The ones that do work off limited memory of the subject.
Hardcore fans come in two flavors; purist & degenerate.
Purist fans insist that characters in fanfiction be completely in character & that the story has continuity nods. Degenerate fans change the personalities of characters to suit their needs, especially if the plot revolves around their Mary-Sue character.
Purist fans' OCs will not be romantically involved with canon characters & will be appropriate for the setting. Degenerate fans' OCs will look & feel very out-of-place with their surroundings, be deeply involved with canon characters, dress very differently than everyone else, & have a large number of special abilities & talents.
Purists purge any speculations that cannot be proved with solid evidence from Wiki pages. Degenerates create the speculations & often continue to stick with them even after the concepts have been steamrolled by new continuity. They also slash characters who canonically are not into eachother.
Purist fanart may or may not try to mimic the look of the original, but at least keeps it clean. Degenerate fanart includes humanizing animals, animalizing humans, breast inflation, porn, bestiality, pedophilia, weight gain, gratuitous nudity, & gender swapping.
Ever been to a money speculation site? The information contained therein leaves a lot to be desired. So to deal with the large amounts of misinformation you turn to someone that can decipher the information. These people are known as Gurus or CRAPS (Currency Revaluation Analysis Professionals) is more accurate.
CRAPS-persons who spread CRAP (Currency Revaluation Awareness Propaganda).
CRAPOLA-language of CRAPPERS.
CRAPPER-an individual guru, CRAPS more than one.
Crapper-the place where the CRAPPER does his best thinking about CRAP.
Other variations of CRAP
Have a CRAPPY day!-Term of endearment of wishful prosperity.
Thats CRAP-Can be either good or bad intel depending on tone and inflection
To CRAP Out-The act of banning a CRAPPER or to refer to intel that did not prove to be true.
CRAPPED Out-is when the CRAPPER runs out of CRAP to spread. If the CRAPPER is wrong they have also CRAPPED Out or “it is in the CRAPPER”
Give a CRAP-the act of sharing intel.
Oh CRAP!-Pertaining to the discovery of CRAP and the phrase “Well ain't that some CRAP?” is often heard when unsure of the relevance or nature of new intel.
Overdosed, Overwhelmed or Overloaded-”We have heard so much CRAP we are crazy now.” Also “allota crap”
Full of CRAP-A condition of having received new intel but not yet having shared it.
Signs of desperation-"We Take CRAP from Anyone"!!!
Who gives a CRAP?-Is a question asked when entering a forum.
What the CRAP? Pertains to indecipherable CRAP.
They don't deserve CRAP-usually directed at someone you don't like.
Guru Bumper Sticker-Have you hugged your CRAP today? No dont think I will.
CRAPTIVATION-obsessive preoccupation with predicting date / rate
CRAPTASTIC-extraordinarily fantastic unrealistic CRAP.
ReCRAP-the review, reiteration and reposting of CRAP.
Dinaritive-a summarization of the ReCRAP.
CRAPPENS-contraction of CRAP HAPPENS
TRUTH: The opposite of CRAP-it destroys CRAP on contact!!!
Remember CRAP happens!! Its inevitable.
The above is a compilation from the members of IQD BPD.