he's a cheap bastard who lives in an ugly pink house in one of the little villages of newton. he's a triplet which means that he's utimately going to grow up to be a homosexual. his language is quite colorful, and he flips people off a lot. wisedude enjoys intense gaming sequences, and his cat, Benson. he also likes to drive to Staples in his tasteful minivan. he plays the saxaphone like a pro, and has a bright future.
wisedude (noun) - have you seen that wisedude guy today? he's pretty cool!