crack wise

To be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends;

"What's the matter? You got nothing to crack wise about?" (Miller's Crossing)

crack wise by onemodbird December 11, 2013

wise cracking 

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.

Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

wise cracking by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008

Wise Cracking Rabbi 

A Rabbi who you usually walk down a hall with and when asked a question he answers it with some wisely cracked joke. He has long curly hair, a star of david necklace and a yamaka.

Jim: Do you charge for your circumcisions??
Rabbi: No I just keep the tips!!
Jim: You wise cracking rabbi bastard

Wise Cracking Rabbi by Overweight Chumbawumba February 27, 2011

wisecracker 

A smart or facetious remark

James: You look pretty, Priscilla.

Priscilla: Thank you!

James: Pretty damn ugly! (Laughs)

A classic James wisecrack. James is a wisecracker.

wisecracker by Scarface15 January 14, 2015

Bud Wisecracker

A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).

BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!

PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!

BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.

SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.

Bud Wisecracker by Bar Bare-all Eden May 31, 2006

Wisecracking 

Somehow being smart and cool at the same time, but being an annoying piece of shit.

"Yo bro, see that kid? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, let's meet at the parking lot. I come from the right, you come from the left. Let's beat up this asshole."
"That's what I like to hear! Up top!"

Wisecracking by SqueezyPeasy December 12, 2020

Wisecrack 

A crack that is wise. No, not the drug.

(most effective if a straight face is kept)

Bill: "Hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss"

John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."

Bill: "hey thanks!"

John: "Wow"

10 minutes later...

Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"

John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.

Wisecrack by Bigh Ballsac January 13, 2009