A state that is somehow more populated than Minnesota, but has about 100 times less to offer the world. They also have a total douchebag as a governor who only answers to his corporate overlords. I really feel bad for the people that got screwed by his actions. You are welcome to move to Illinois, where human beings are actually valued.

They have an NFL team in a town that really has no business having one (hey, let's give one to every mediocre small-sized town while we are at it). Their largest city is a suburb of Chicago. The state is overshadowed by such regional "power-players" as Indiana and Michigan.

Yes, I am aware that it has beer and fireworks. Big fuckin deal... so does every state in the U.S. South, and that is the nation's anus. Beer an Fireworks are not a measure of excellence.

Wisconsin does have some good things though. Their school system was one of the best in the country, but I am sure Scott Walker will have none of that in the future. Madison is kind of pretty, and cheese curds cannot be beat.
Bill: Hey let's go to Wisconsin

Ted: Cool, what are we going to do there?

Bill: um... they have beer and fireworks.

Ted: Safeway has beer too.

Bill: Yes... that is true.

Ted: ...and wtf are we going to do with fireworks? Besides there are women in THIS state that DON'T have facial hair... let's go set off some of them.

Bill: True... fuck Wisconsin.
by Flick507 May 08, 2011

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A state in the midwest. The only state left that offers fine dining in a gas station. A safe place for the elderly and blind to drive. Townies rarely drive faster than 35 mph because they are trying to finish their beer without spilling. Wisconsin is also known to have a hate/hate relationship with both MN and IL. However, MN and IL bond over a common dislike of Wisconsin. Most visitors really enjoy the exits on both the right and left sides of the high way. In a recent poll, 99.9% of out-of- town drivers really love switiching lanes in a panic. People generally like Wisconsin as long as they're not driving.
"Illinois really wants to high five Wisconsin, but they're worried that Wisconsin didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom."
by Thalheimer July 18, 2006

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A place where it's becoming legal to shoot cats.
Y'all been up to the northerner parts? Somewhere left a the great lakes is a great place where you can get some GOOD HUNTIN... they even letcha kill the cats!
by Meow April 23, 2005

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1. A state full of cheese, farms, beer, and football fans.

2. A state full of people who are always trying to prove they are better than every other state, especially Illinois and Minnesota (I'm not saying we are better, we're just trying to convince everyone we are. I don't want to start any fights with this statement.)
1. Yes, we do have more types of cheese than people in Wisconsin.

2. Wisconsinite: So, where are you from?
Visitor: <insert state here>
Wisconsinite: Oh, that's sad. You want some cheese? Cheese solves all problems. By the way, did you catch the last Packers game?
by Sarah91 May 30, 2005

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state. no duh. wisconsin could b the coldest state in the country. ive never lived in any other state though so who knows. we have exactly no raelly famous people and i can only think of 2 shows set here, that 70s show and of couse comedy gold mine step by step. to sum it up do ur offspring a favor and DONT MOVE HERE.(more beer for me)
-it was cold. not just cold, but wisconsin cold!
by rainbow_colored_bangles March 24, 2005

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where people from minnesota flee to when everyone in minnesota hates them
whatever happened to that asshole ted? oh he moved to wisconsin.
by vloky April 14, 2004

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the 3rd coldest state but it just seems colder because all the fat people wear tight shirts. if you live here you're either smart or fat or both. It's the best state to raise children but you just have to pray to god that they won't live there for the rest of their life. it's famous for it's beer, cows, and Brett Favre. that 70's show takes place in wisconsin.
wisconsin is the home of the worlds largest six pack.
wisconsin is one of the most boring states.
by emilyfemily October 21, 2005

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