Illinois' Largest State Park. A great place to visit when you've done all the cool things in Chicago.
"Hey, let's get in the VistaCruiser and go to Wisconsin this weekend: they still have trees!"
"I was born in Wisconsin."
"Haha, dude I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know Wisconsin doesn't exist. Just like Canada. And Republicans."
Was like Czechoslovakia, that is before communism came to an end, and is now worse. Has nice parts but suffers from childish inferiority complex to Illinois. That is silly, because while Chicago is a fine town, the rest of Illinois is a wasteland.
Hey, it's Wisconsin. It like going to Czechoslovakia, we'll zip in we'll zip out.
A state where it was considered almost legal to hunt cats. The law was NOT passed on account of shooting cats is friggin' retarded.
Someone: I want to shoot cats!
Someone Else: Not here, beyotch! Getcher pussy elsewhere!
A state that is somehow more populated than Minnesota, but has about 100 times less to offer the world. They also have a total douchebag as a governor who only answers to his corporate overlords. I really feel bad for the people that got screwed by his actions. You are welcome to move to Illinois, where human beings are actually valued.
They have an NFL team in a town that really has no business having one (hey, let's give one to every mediocre small-sized town while we are at it). Their largest city is a suburb of Chicago. The state is overshadowed by such regional "power-players" as Indiana and Michigan.
Yes, I am aware that it has beer and fireworks. Big fuckin deal... so does every state in the U.S. South, and that is the nation's anus. Beer an Fireworks are not a measure of excellence.
Wisconsin does have some good things though. Their school system was one of the best in the country, but I am sure Scott Walker will have none of that in the future. Madison is kind of pretty, and cheese curds cannot be beat.
Bill: Hey let's go to Wisconsin
Ted: Cool, what are we going to do there?
Bill: um... they have beer and fireworks.
Ted: Safeway has beer too.
Bill: Yes... that is true.
Ted: ...and wtf are we going to do with fireworks? Besides there are women in THIS state that DON'T have facial hair... let's go set off some of them.
Bill: True... fuck Wisconsin.
A state in the midwest. The only state left that offers fine dining in a gas station. A safe place for the elderly and blind to drive. Townies rarely drive faster than 35 mph because they are trying to finish their beer without spilling. Wisconsin is also known to have a hate/hate relationship with both MN and IL. However, MN and IL bond over a common dislike of Wisconsin. Most visitors really enjoy the exits on both the right and left sides of the high way. In a recent poll, 99.9% of out-of- town drivers really love switiching lanes in a panic. People generally like Wisconsin as long as they're not driving.
"Illinois really wants to high five Wisconsin, but they're worried that Wisconsin didn't wash their hands after using the bathroom."
1. A state full of cheese, farms, beer, and football fans.
2. A state full of people who are always trying to prove they are better than every other state, especially Illinois and Minnesota (I'm not saying we are better, we're just trying to convince everyone we are. I don't want to start any fights with this statement.)
1. Yes, we do have more types of cheese than people in Wisconsin.
2. Wisconsinite: So, where are you from?
Visitor: <insert state here>
Wisconsinite: Oh, that's sad. You want some cheese? Cheese solves all problems. By the way, did you catch the last Packers game?