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1.
Someone who's not all there.
That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon
by wanderer September 11, 2003
 
2.
Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.
Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.
by ScottW April 11, 2006