Catch phrase from "Top Dog", a reoccurring guest on YourMomsHousePodcast, about proper form for cleaning up after doing your business in airports and various other toilets. His jeans are pulled up extremely high, which helps for the wiping down process.
Tommy Buns says, "I keep getting dingleberries in my briefs!"
TopDog say, "Don't forget to wipe down!"
the quick, and usually hasty, cleaning of a public toilet seat with toilet paper before taking a dump. Usually, done hastily in lieu of a paper toilet seat cover, or in the case of a dumping emergency.
George had barely enough time for a hasty wipe-down at the taco bell toilet after he had that nasty challupa.