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43. Preject
(verb)
After you eject a disk, you preject it back in.

It only makes sense. After you eject a cd, you can preject it back in.
Or before a cd is ejected, it must first be prejected into the cd player
"Hey can you eject that cd for me, wipe it off, then preject it back in? Thanks"

or

"Yo who changed the music?? Preject my cd back in!"
44. Just fucking rip it
To Rip it is to do something extremely ridiculous while acting extremely angry. You must walk with a bounce, bite your lip, and slam your fists down on any surface you are near. Pulling you hair and farting is also optional. Ripping is a good way to release anger when in an annoying situation or just bored.
Guy 1: Man im PISSED OFF. This girl won't text me back and i want her so bad, what do i do?
Guy 2: Just fucking rip it man.
45. Down Town Crab Crown
When a Man has Crabs infesting his pubic hair. He then shave off his pubes and gets a blow job from a woman, then he ejaculates on to the womans forehead and be for she has a chance to wipe off the ejaculate the man rubs his crab infested pubes into the jizz on the womans forehead. Giving her a "Crab Crown" after she went down town.
"Dude I gave this chick a down town crab crown last night. She was to pissed to wipe it off before she left."
46. Gism Face
A person who loves to get a fat load or a wad or straight up cum (gism) all over their dome.

They usually grab the cock and smack their face with it while it's expelling the gizz. If the gism face is a guy, he will just rub his face inside the pussy like no tomorrow.
You can usually spot a gism face because they usually have a little gizz on their face.

Reference the movie 'Bruno" where meets the ghost of Milli Vanilli, if that scene was real, Bruno would obviously be the gism face.
Dude, that chick must love the cock, she's got a major gism face.

Hey, you've got some sour cream on your cheek, wipe it off before someone mistakes you for a mega gism face.

Oh man, I gave the best face last night, ended up with a MAJOR gism face.

(theme to Superman begins)...it's GISM FACE!
47. forever-wipe
those shits that take foreverrr to wipe.
Present-tense usuage:

me *thinking* "damn, i've been in here for over 10 minutes. this is a forever-wipe!"

Past-tense usage:

friend "yo bro were you just jerking off in my bathroom"
me "nah man, i took a shit it was a forever-wipe."
friend "you better get your ass to the store and buy me some toilet paper"
48. table poaching
The act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a "seat yourself" lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. This usually happens during a dinner-rush.

This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.
Server 1: " My table is just about to leave, they're getting their coats on. I just have to ring-up a Mastercard, and I can clear it off..."

Server 2: "Too late. Check out the dude at the entrance. Definitely table poaching. He's making a bee-line to 106. Aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there."
49. Spunk Handshake
When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.
Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.
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