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1. monkey wheel
When you're doing a girl from the back, you take out a live caged monkey, have it take your place,(since youre on this site, she shouldn't be able to tell the difference) You then proceed to move to the side of the girl, and slap her with a wheel. Wheelbarrows can also be substituted.
Me: Fuck's sake
Her: Yeah, keep at it
Me: Oh something is at it.
Her: Oh shit the Monkey Wheel!
Me: GOTCHA BITCH!
2. Winter's Bitch
Anyone who is wearing way too much clothing to keep warm. Someone who can't just wear the standard winter clothing but has to go all out with the layers and hats and gloves. This doesn't go just for the winter, but for any season. Usually happens when its below 68 degrees out when people will tend to wear a bit too much.
Oh my god you're so winter's bitch. Its 48 degrees today, which yes, I understand is kind of cold, but come on do you really need to be wearing long pants, four layers of shirts below a sweatshirt, that big ass hat, and gloves. My god...
3. wheva
Short for "what ever".
Usually only used by fags who have extremely small heads.
See Dabaghi
Wheva bitch. Me? I'm a pimp, i ain't paying for no sex, i'd rather buy a car or a new rolex, just PIMP.
by Matt Winters Dec 1, 2003 add a video
4. Corpse-Eating Rat
1. Any large rat roughly the length of a human forearm, not counting the rat's tail. Typically of dirty brownish coloration and native to the cold regions in North America such as New York, Canada and even Alaska. Thought to be related to NYC Sewer Rats, Dire Rats and Rodents of Unusual Size. Usually diseased.
2. A common sight and a food staple among tenants renting from Jim "the sex offender" Speedy, usually half-cooked (to save on excessive gas bills since heating his appartments costs tenants a small fortune) over the one remaining working fixture of the 30+ year-old gas stoves in his appartments, and seasoned with the various weeds that can be found growing in tenants' front yards. Killing these creatures takes both skill and bravery, although they are not difficult to locate, and do not need to be hunted in the traditional sense. Typically, a corpse-eating rat will be heard by a tenant attempting to gnaw through a box of freshy purchased pizza or the small cupboard in which tenants are forced to store their meager reserves of food as refigerators rarely work and kitchen cupboards simply proving spaces for the corpse-eating rats and their smaller cousins, mice, to nest. The tenant, usually desperate to protect what little food they can afford due to crippling rent payments as well as payments for repairs when various components of the appartment break due to their inherant shittyness, rushes to i...
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by Jack D. Ripper Aug 2, 2004 add a video
5. ack
a human onomatopoeic(sound)word to describe frustration or disgust.
"ACK!!! I have work today, It's going to be a bitch!"
by Emily Winters Jan 5, 2005 add a video
6. california
A Preety fine lookin girl that looks like shes from california
"yo dude u hit it up with California last night"
"Yeaah Boy! u no i jumped in her ass like a kangaroo"
7. penis fly trap
a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"
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