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Winter Break Syndrome 

The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.

Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have
Mass Text: Suffering winter break syndrome, save me...
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WinterBreads

an epic gamer who has a tendancy of bullying weebs.
WinterBreads: Hey weeb, your waifu is trash!
Me: Noooo!
WinterBreads by DegenerateOtaku August 18, 2019

The Winter Break Challenge 

Attempting to masturbate as many times as physically possible before your dick falls off, during the time between fall and spring semester.
Guy 1: "Just finished my last final!"
Guy 2: "Let The Winter Break Challenge BEGIN!"
Guy 1: "Already jerked one out on the way over."

Winter Break

a time where school is out for almost a month and during that time miracles happen and love and magic is in the air. the truth is reveled. after winter break you feel like anything is possible....
during winter break he called me at around 1 a.m on december 22, 2007 and finally he told me that he loved me! i've loved that boy since 3rd grade!

Winter Break by loveem since March 8, 2009

Waterbreaker 

When u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your ass you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island 'breaking' above the water.
He: "Man, I ate so much Thanksgiving dinner yesterday I woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker."

She: "I hope you flushed."

He: (Proudly) "Twice!"
Waterbreaker by polkyarebusz June 12, 2006

Waterloo Waterbreaker 

When you pick up a drunk pregnant woman and take her to an alley and fuck her in the ass. Just as you are about to cum you put your hands over her vagina hence creating a vacuum in her vagina. The instant before you bust you release your hand causing her water to burst, the baby to be born and you to ejaculate upon it simultaneously. Then you stab her and raise the baby as your own.
Patrick: Yo, I gave that bitch Hang a serious Waterloo Waterbreaker last night. Now I must raise her son...


Winter Break

A time so joyful and relaxed that you don't have to change your socks for 2 days at a time
I slept for 14 hours straight during Winter Break!
Winter Break by FryTimE January 3, 2015