| 50. | Snowcation | ||
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Snowcation refers to a day when snow of epic proportions buckets the land so that you have no choice but to take a vacation day in order to avoid driving to work.
The Snowcation day is 1. Common in snow-screwed cities like Chicago, Michigan, and Downtown Canada. 2. Common wherever the combination of plaid, denim and beige wool is an acceptable fashion statements. Animal skin winter boots optional. 3. Especially valid for employees of major companies that never ever close due to inclement weather conditions. "Are you friggin kidding me? I'm gonna have to take a Snowcation just so I don't, like, break my neck on the way to work!"*
*often heard in cities where companies never close due to inclement weather conditions and the streets are never, ever cleared of snow and ice. *often spoken with mouth-foaming incredulity that your life isn't worth a "stay at home, we love you" kind of courtesy day |
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| 51. | crop dusting | ||
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During the winter weather months and dry road salt powder has accumilated on the shoulder of the interstate. If you are a truck driver, you can guide your trailer off and on the shoulder to get them pesky cars or other tailgaters off of your ass!! Trucker:(watching through his mirrors & laughing) "I am crop dusting your ass!!--how do ya like that!!"
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| 52. | Vermont snow storm | ||
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When you and twenty-five of your friends stand on a roof above of a high traffic pedestrian walkway and choke the chicken over hundreds of people. This is an enviornmental phenomenon which occurs at any time of the year, not just winter. Joe: dude were you walking through the quad yesturday???
Mark: No, why Joe? Joe: Hundreds of us walking to class experienced a snow like substance falling upon our heads, but it was a little bit goopier Mark: Shit dude, I forgot to tell you it was going to Vermont snow storm!!!! Mark and twenty-five of his frat brahs stood over the quad at the University of Michigan and brought Vermont's weather to Ann Arbor. |
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| 53. | winter girlfriend | ||
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The process of locking up a girl for the cold winter months to hook up with while giving the girl a false impression of a potential serious relationship. The guy then lets her go when Memorial Day hits, the weather warms up and the sun dresses start coming out. Guy 1: So how are things going with that girl you've been seeing?
Guy 2: Everything's cool but I got a house in the Hamptons for the summer so we'll see. Guy 1: I thought this one actually might turn out to be serious. She's just another winter girlfriend huh? |
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| 54. | Russian Hat Weather | ||
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when the temperature is less than 15 degrees Fahrenheit, and without wearing wearing a Russian winter hat you would freeze your ass off.
Brendan: Yo, Henry you going out for lunch?
Henry: Fuck No, this is some beastly Russian Hat Weather. |
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| 55. | Sprummer | ||
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1. The transitional season between summer and spring.
2. A temperature ranging between 67 and 78 degrees Farenheit, during a day in which the designated season does not feel like it should. " I thought it was supposed to be winter weather today. Too bad it feels like sprummer."
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| 56. | June-uary | ||
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Abnormal winter weather due to global warming. dude: "I'm bored, let's go get some fireworks!"
other dude: "There aren't any stands open. Dude, it's only June-uary, not June!" |
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