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a.k.a. "ratio"

The ratio used to describe how many women a gentleman has poked in the butt, cooch, and both, respectively.
Pat: Damn, dude. Your ratio is beginning to dwindle because you keep fucking these chicks straight up. What's your wins losses ties at now?

Brendan: 1:3:4

Pat: Now we've gotta hire three chicks before your wedding for anal only just to get you back up to an even level!
by jose punk January 15, 2008

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