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14.
Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.
Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
by FunBags September 03, 2005
 
1.
faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus
that winnet is a bugger to remove
by Marty March 22, 2005
 
2.
Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.
Bum nuts
by Bob November 24, 2003
 
3.
Dried shit stuck to your arse ring
Barrie Houghton is a Winnet
by Dangleberry February 17, 2005
 
4.
1) Poo that is found under the males foreskin after poo-sex
2) Poop that has lodged itself and stuck in ur butt hair
1) Three hours after butt-fucking the Rump Raider found his sausage was itching, and upon inspection found a sizeable lump of winnet lurking beneath his man-skin
2) Not wiping is not a good idea - little johnny wipe-alot
by Monkeyman_00 May 02, 2004
 
5.
the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough
shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets
by stevieb100 October 12, 2007
 
6.
the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.
I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!
by david sidebotham April 19, 2006
 
7.
General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets
by Weezhard January 31, 2003