Rear Window 

an amazing film directed by the infamous Alfred Hitchcock about a guy named Jeff who gets neighbored by his murder :)

Beth: What we watching tonight?
Jeff: oh i starred in this movie rear window let's watch that

Rear Window by uvogin February 8, 2022

window weather 

Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).

A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."

window weather by Stabilo-Boss-original November 20, 2013

Broken windows 

Crystal meth

That foo is smoking broken windows

Broken windows by Eagerone September 12, 2018

Windows 9

What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.

Windows 9, just proving that Microsoft can't count.

Windows 9 by MrWonka December 23, 2015

Ginger Window 

gin·ger win·dow {jin-jer win-doh}
n.

1. Slang for the anus. The term originated from a seasonal Gingerbread House Kit sold by Trader Joe's Grocery Stores. The house has a puckered circular window above the front door that looks unmistakenly like a "butthole" or anus.

"Her pants were creeping down so far I could totally see her ginger window!"
or
"Oh baby, when I get home you better be ready 'cause I'm totally gonna poke you in the Ginger Window!"

Ginger Window by Tactor November 15, 2011

Windows ME 

See shit.

The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.

Windows ME by Spork August 29, 2003

yeet myself out the window 

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation

*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window”

yeet myself out the window by flapdoodle September 16, 2018