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An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.
"Andrew, stop touching your winkle!"
by NotBob June 18, 2005
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A mysterious part of your body that tells you when you're turned on (and not what you would normally think!). It turns pink when it's the most turned on. Only you can find it on yourself, and the only way to let others know where it is, is for them to find it themselves ;-)
Wow, that's so hot! It turned my winkle pink!
by C&P August 26, 2005
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A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.
Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.
by Diana Wellings April 10, 2011
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The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche
that guy just put a garden hose up his ass, turned it on and winkled it into the pool!
by bassmonkey August 04, 2011
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Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.
by Willy Wonkle December 26, 2008
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"Winkle"
A word used to describe the small trickle of urine that is produced which signifies that your poo has finished. It only refers to men.
E.g. You finished in the loo mate? No I still need to winkle.
by CallMeAl April 14, 2009
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A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.
Jack: who is that chick doing a keg stand?

Jill: dude that's winkles!
by Fredbock March 09, 2012
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