wingsofredemption 

An obscenely overweight streamer who Repeatedly begs for people to support his unhealthy and depressing way of "Life". Skin is so thin a paper cut would cause his 450-pound ass to spill. So blinded by his diabetic lifestyle that he doesn't see why people hate him.

Bodily content is around 60% Wendy's chili, 20% Pepsi, 20% Banquet Meal Gravy

A slave to food.
Loves food more than himself.
Loves food more than trucks or pussy.
Jerks off to banquet meals.

"Slow down on the food there wingsofredemption."

"At least I'm thinner than wingsofredemption."

wingsofredemption by SmartyFartie October 31, 2020

wingsofredemption 

It's not his fatness that defines him, but rather the content of his character. That character is also fat.

No one consumes Wendy's Chilli like wingsofredemption.

wingsofredemption by Hernan Cortez September 25, 2019

wingman 

A wingman is a friend that you can bring to a bar or party in order to find women more easily.
The wingman is useful in case you don't already know a single women that is interested in hanging out and getting laid. A wingman avoids going out to a bar or party alone, which may not be fun and women may not be interested in guys hanging out alone. If several women are hanging out together, it is easier to approach women if you are with a wingman. While you are talking to the girl you are interested in, the wingman will take care of the other girls.
Usually the wingman is a single man, however he does not need to be single and it could be women, also known as wingwoman or winggirl. If you cannot find any friend interested in being your wingman, you may find one close to your city on websites or online groups of social networks of the "pickup artist" community.

I need a wingman for this weekend!

wingman by Find a Wingman January 12, 2020

Wingohock 

When a person dribbles, spits, gleeks or "hocks" on a "member" with the purpose and intent of lubrication.

Stacy was on the rag, so she started to grip and rip instead... I'd a died if she hadn't wingohocked it first.

Wingohock by Mata Fakau January 17, 2009

Wingmaninja 

A wingman that also posses the qualities of a ninja

"Bro, you saved that babe from a bus and scored me a date, excellent, you're the best Wingmaninja ever"

Wingmaninja by jessaleekatee April 7, 2010

Wingman's Oath 

The oath taken between two bros who have had more than one month's worth of acting as eachother's wingman and have chosen to make the sacred commitment of "permanent wingman". Typically the credo is spoken with the left hand on a copy of the Bro Code and the right hand raised

"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"

"I'm down"

"Raise your right hand and say the words"

"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."

"Amen"

Wingman's Oath by Mr. Sousa July 22, 2009

wingo 

An exclamation made famous by Dale Gribble in the cartoon "King of the Hill." Used to express an unforseen windfall or streak of good fortune.

Wingo! I just won a hot tub!

wingo by Gribble June 18, 2003