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30. wingman
Wingman, pl. wingmen.
Characterized by typically two or three males, one of them trying to chat you up, the others playing stupid and making their main man look better. These, often refered to as wingmen, will often try and cunt tease your friends, in order to keep them occupied and so that you wont leave the social gathering.
The consept wingman/wingmen is the most pathetic thing in the history of mankind.

See those wingmen? They tried to make that buttugly dude look better for you. He really must've paid them well.
1. Wingman
Wingman
A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.

Typically in these ways :
• The Wingman will always be there to “occupy” least
attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “hotty”
• Often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable.
• When the wingman technique is used, both girls are
approached by the men, and the Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the ugly girl.
• Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting.
• This is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “old times” with the Wingman.
• The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist.

Two situations may arise:
1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you
automatically MUST be invited, since you know the
Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty.
2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for
some solid face time.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Wingman “occupies” the
ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself a...
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2. wingman
1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.
Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.
by theunknowngl Oct 16, 2004 add a video
3. Wingman
A Wingman is a buddy that takes care of the ugly fat friend who is always standing two feet next to the hot chick you want to get with. The Wingman is also responsible for going along with any lies you may tell during the evening. If you say you are from Italy and are just visiting for the weekend your Wingman is forced to back up that story and any other lies you tell the hot chick.
Rocco was my Wingman last night. He occupied that hot chicks ugly fat friend so I could go in for the kill. Rocco is truly a "Wingman".
by Frak Brunetti Nov 23, 2004 add a video
4. wingman
taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

song: wingman - coors light
This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor, but she towing an anchor, a junior investment banker... she's talken about her self and not much more, wohh ohhh, so buy her a beer.. that's the reason your here... mighty wingman
your taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream...
Dylan and Bryant took one for the Team, so our friend Joe could get some...
by COVINGTON YEEEE Jul 12, 2003 add a video
5. wingman
-When you and your buddy go out to the bar/a party. And let's say you meet a hot chick, but there's a catch she's got an annoying or ugly friend. It's your buddy's job "The Wingman" to keep the "other chick" occupied so she won't want to leave. No one wants to talk to her, and she's jealous that her "hot friend" is getting attention. While your Wingman is keeping her occupied and preventing any "cockblocking" from happening you are free to make your move(s). You can even use your Wingman as an excuse for her to leave with you. "Look, your friend is having a great time. My buddy and her seem to be hitting it off real well. Come on, let's go back to your place."
As with the pleasure comes the pain, you have to take the Wingman position the next night so your buddy can be the Gunner.
On rare occassion(s) the next morning you will not know who was the Wingman, and who was the Gunner. Because they both looked ugly/annoying at the beginning of the night, but by the end of the night they were both hot!
"Mike took the Wingman position with honor that night."
"Yea, we weren't sure who was the Wingman on that morning."
by DanoRollngRck33 Jan 31, 2004 add a video
6. Wingman
"The original military term wingman defined a pilot who supports another pilot in a dangerous flying environment. Today we honor that bravery by using the same term to describe a guy who misleads someone into sleeping with you."
Man #1: Excuse me, miss?
Hottie: Yes?
Man#1: Care to dance?
Hottie: Oh, I wish I could, but i'm here with my friend, Janice.
Man #2 (wingman): Hello, Janice. My, what a fetching third chin you have. May I buy us both several, several drinks?
7. wingman
A partner in crime - true friend ... that person who will always have your back, no matter what. He/She wil SaVe you.
This person is especially helpful when breaking into houses, or just going out to pick up some biddies.
It is not unusual for wingmen to be romantically involved.
-Dude, thanks for being my wingman we have had some good times
-Hey anytime man I'll never forget
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