Winger speech 

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.

Winger speech by yourboybd December 30, 2018

winegar 

Winegar is an eccentric theatrical director with a no nonsense, no blackout style which might seem crazy at first but kinda works. He is the embodiment of a back stage crew that has got completely mad (as usual) but has developed a calm filtered demeanor. Winegar is also what you shout when you need his presence or just have to shout but cannot swear.

Use 1: This is a Winegar show if I ever saw one. There are no blackouts.

Use 2: WINEGAR!!!

Use 3: God Winegar all of my lights are out.

winegar by Mr.E61 December 23, 2018

Wingert 

totally awesome and ah-mazing

Dude! That home-run was wingert!

Wingert by baseballchick45 July 17, 2009

wingers perk 

same as a reacharound

"I havnt had a wingers perk since I left the Army"

wingers perk by tockley July 13, 2009

Wingardium Leviosa 

A fictional spell from the Harry Potter series. Its supposed to make objects hoover in midair; The Levitation Spell.

Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
Hermione: Stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA.
Ron: You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on.
Hermione: Wingardium Leviosa!

Wingardium Leviosa by rafarafa May 30, 2005

Shimbly Wingbarker 

An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.

Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...

Shimbly Wingbarker by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005

wingernails 

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.

Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

wingernails by chrispencer k. cunningham III January 21, 2010