A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare 

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Wingnuts 

A Regular Ares Chat user who lurks in the shadows and comes out only to taunt noobs and talk shit to those who need it to better suit their life.

-Use caution talking to this user if you ever come across him-

Wingnuts has logged in admin level 300

ares_hacker> Omfg!

ares_hacker has parted

Wingnuts by Anonymous user. March 5, 2008

Wingnuts 

Prominent nipples, visible through clothing.

Her nipples stuck out like wingnuts.

Wingnuts by Boc2 December 3, 2007

Wingnuts 

Erect and highly visible nipples underneath clothing. See also peanut smuggling

Jeez! She's got some wingnuts on her!

Wingnuts by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

wingnutscrewballsup

Extreme form of wingnut or screwball. Used of such varied figures as Timothy Treadwell, Anne Coulter or Fred Phelps, as well as countless less famous or infamous personalities.

After decades of fad diets, an addiction to homeopathy and an unbreakable certainty that the world is jointly in the hands of the Jews, the Masons, the Rosicrucians and green lizards from zeta reticuli f, you can understand that my sister is a complete wingnutscrewballsup.

wingnutscrewballsup by Fearman April 5, 2008

Wingnuts 

disgusting wings and fries that you only order when you're really high, really drunk, a mixture of both, or when nothing else is open

"ello wingnuts?"
(sigh) "I'll take a midnight special"

Wingnuts by my ex wife April 27, 2008