A nickel might do more damage, but it was never worth throwing away 5 cents if you missed.
(Don't try this in college)
"Tee Hee, let's wing that guy in English Class again, (you know the one the principal caught beating off in the bathroom.")
Good penny wingers ought to be on the pitching staff of the school team, instead of in detention.
Pink - Sex with a white person
Black - Sex with a black person
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - "Watersports"
Silver - Sex with an O.A.P
Blue - Sex with a dead person
"I got my pink wings last night..."