wind shear 

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

wind shear by Starchylde June 11, 2016

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

unicorn fart in the wind by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

piss in the wind 

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

piss in the wind by oceancats April 5, 2017

Shadow Windhawk 

A shadow windhawk is when a girl queefs and you never know which shadowy hole it came from.

Omg I was going down on this girl and she totally killed the mood when I was shadow windhawked by her!

The stench that shadow windhawk made me puke in my mouth a little.

I was in the dorm room and my girl was trying to be quiet but she relaxed and the noisy racket from the shadow windhawk made us laugh and wake up my dorm mate.

Shadow Windhawk by Scaryone August 14, 2019

Wind Job 

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.

“I appreciate wind jobs" - Mitt Romney

Wind Job by Dark Chocolate V2 October 17, 2012

Windhawk 

When you fart and and your friend dont know they caught by the deadly windhawk. Like a hawk catching a rat out of now where.

DUDE WTF that was a foul windhawk that came out your ass. But still smells better then that shitty band from NY.

Windhawk by Scaryone August 14, 2019

Shadow Windhawk 

Another meaning for getting screwed over or used in a relationship by someone you thought loved you.

Kind of like the meaning of a shadow windhawk as a shadowy hole, fart or vart. You never know what hole it came from you were blindsided by it or them.

I cant believe that asshole shadow windhawked me he cheated on me took everything Sara told her BFF.

That dude the has shadow windhawk so many girl they never see it coming till it's to late

I was shadow windhawked by the shadow windhawk, damn bro that shitty but happen to everyone eventually

Shadow Windhawk by Scaryone August 21, 2019