WindUpBird

An easily excited reactionary.
A moon bat with a bird brain.
A hyperventilating airhead renowned for mental contortions on an Olympic scale.
A person with uncontrollable knee jerks.

To get the windupbird wound up, just say tax cuts.

WindUpBird by Wanker678 December 20, 2010

wisdumb 

A seemingly wise statement that upon further consideration is found to be utterly stupid or false. Must be spoken as if obvious despite not being obvious in the least.

Latoya: Everyone cheats at one point or another so who am I to judge

Deandre: Real talk, that's some wisdumb right thurr.

wisdumb by bilz25 December 11, 2011

wisdumb 

The art of being "the fool."

I got through the problem using my infinite wisdumb.
I couldn't understand the issues without my wisdumb.

wisdumb by Ken Loyd July 6, 2006

Wizdumb 

1. When you are SO Drunk that you pee in an inappropriate location OR

2.Wet your and/or your friend's pants and don't remember until..the morning after.

1.Dude I hava pic, on my cell of you leaving a piss in the Denny's corner garbage can..'That was not ME-I don't remember THAT!' Despite the proof You remain-wizdumb!
2.Waking up after the party things are still a bit fuzzy about where you are and who you are sleeping with: 'what's that smell, I'm cold..and wet!?? Who peed on US?' Now you don't know if you peed on her OR she peed on you..you are BOTH-Wizdumb!

Wizdumb by ~Skadouche~ October 24, 2010

wizdumb 

Applying logical thinking with subconscious thought to achieve one's intended end result.

I was unhappy and no longer wanted to work for the company, so I applied some wizdumb to get laid off.

wizdumb by Blindedbyblonde October 24, 2017

wisdumb 

Useless wisdom thats handed down by a dumb mother fucker with low IQ

I'm tired of listening to your fucking wisdumb.

wisdumb by publish this bitches March 30, 2010

WizDumbass 

A person who Knows many things that qualifies them to be known as smart, but whenever asked questions, they reply with the most bullshit, biased, confusing, idiotic things you have ever heard or ever will Hear. Comparable to a Doctorate level scientist not understanding how to open a mailbox.

"dude, you just took 45 days making charts, essays, and even a Powerpoint Presentation on why cats should wear hats. you, my good sir, are a WizDumbass."

"That Wizdumbass won't stop bugging people about genetically modifying DNA to create Living Gummie Bears. WHY?"

WizDumbass by SlapMatic June 1, 2016