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a fart's chance in a windtunnel 

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.

Savage Windtunnel 

To eat out some ass and they fart into your mouth and take it all
I hope you're ready for some turbulence, because a Savage Windtunnel is coming
Savage Windtunnel by Hiroita October 19, 2016

Kentucky wind tunnel 

This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.
You should have seen my hair after I gave that chick a Kentucky wind tunnel last night.

Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo 

When a fellow family member sits on your arse while you lay face down and let's one rip straight up your stinkhole then holding on as the victim tries to buck you off in absolute disgust.
Becky was sitting on Robbies backside and pulled a sneaky Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo on him...surprise!

wind tunnel 

As you are in the heat of sex, the man or woman sticks their head down into their partners anus. Upon reaching the anus, the one who is not face full of ass will then let out a fart into the others mouth. After the fart has been pushed out, the person will hold the fart in their mouth as they slowly go to kiss the opposite sex. She or he will then release the fart and blow it all over the face of their partner. This completes the wind tunnel.
Ms. Jansen really wanted to get freaky so I decided to give her a wind tunnel. She LOVED it.
wind tunnel by Davidd R. January 24, 2008

Texas Wind Tunnel 

Sexual act whereby an individual applies mouth to anus of willing partner who then passes flatus, while said individual inhales deeply, holding his/her breath. Individual then exhales entirely into mouth of partner while he/she inhales deeply.
After running out of NOS, Bill and Larry decided to up the ante and began two fisting empanadas and chorizos in preparation for a mind blowing Texas Wind Tunnel session.
Texas Wind Tunnel by d.c. sterner February 1, 2008