Windsor is home to one of the worst universities in Canada that is located next to the busiest Transport Truck border crossing in the world.
The highest geographic point in the city is the old landfill and the citizens of Windsor have penis envy for Detroit, which isn't saying much.
The inbred citizens of Windsor are the most Americanised population in Canada. Windsorians also mispronounce all the street names in their city. Pierre Street is pronounced "Pie-re." Enough said.
Windsor is the asshole of Ontario.
The gene pool in Windsor is disgustingly shallow.
Boy2: Man your lucky!
Boy1: Yeah I know!
They are also known for making cars and used to be known as the auto capital of Canada (Ford, Chrysler, and GM.. though GM closed up in Windsor). Windsorites are known to be a blue collar city, who for the most part work hard and pride themselves on being gritty and tough just like the previous slogan of Ford "Built Ford Tough". Much that can be applied to the fabric of Detroit can be applied to the fabric of Windsor (excluding the violence and racial segregation) which makes Windsor commonly referred to Detroit's sister city, even though they are in 2 different Countries. Windsor is also a caring and generous place where they are known to volunteer their time and donate more money than most other places in Canada consistently because most Windsorites have a strong desire to help people who need it most.
Tony: Hey.. lets go get lit up on Oulette and blow the rest of our money in the casino.
Tom: Ya.. but not until we hit up a strip club and get a lap dance first bro.
Tony: Strip clubs are obsolete dude, Windsor has massage parlors.
the historical society is a very popular field trip, since windsor was the first town in connecticut, but everyone in windsor knows that, and doesnt need a yearly trip to the towns churches and cemitaries to learn this.
windsor is famous for its tobacco, and many kids looking for a summer job go to the fields. but, then again, many turn away because of all the mexicans. (no offense)
over all, windsor has absolutely nothing to do. thats exactly why half the town finds recreation in drugs. if you find yourself in windsor, get out before you die of boredom.
"nah, why would i go to that dump?"
"yeah man, what the fuck was i thinking?"
Girl from windsor: Windsor...
Guy From Florida: Where the fuck is that??!