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bulgarian windshield wipers 

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
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Wisconsin Windshield Wiper 

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

windshield wiper fluid 

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.
-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.

Reverse Windshield Wiper 

A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.
The reverse windshield wiper is a fun way to get rid of dingleberries.

Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!

Windshield Wiper 

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.
This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.

Persian Windshield Wiper 

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"